7 days of speci-men (aka "why I'm still single...") - Day 1

DAY 1: Meet Brad... he's that silver-haired, silver-tongued man sporting khaki green latex accessories from head to toe that no girl can resist... and hey, gals, check out that package!!! In his spare time, Brad enjoys basement refinishing projects, scrubbing toilet bowls in rural gas station bathrooms, collecting Ken dolls with missing limbs, vintage stamp licking and part-time modeling. Brad is not currently in a relationship, and looking for that special someone he can share his passions with, including long walks in dimly lit areas and play-acting "Silence of the Lambs". Oh, and Brad is a Scorpio.
Yes, dear readers (all 3 of you!), thus begins my "7-day Man Blitz"... 7 perfectly good reasons that I remain single and unattached and probably should try lesbianism... 7 justifications for why so many women, including myself, think that so many men are, well "curious" creatures. Venus vs. Mars? Oh, yeah. At least. In fact, I'm kind of thinking that the Venus/Mars analogy is too close in proximity... the representative planets really should be in separate solar systems, at the very least.
FYI, no - I am not a man-hater. On the contrary. I find them entertaining, often downright hilarious, sometimes rather pathetic, but other times somewhat useful (ie: some of them can fix things and lift heavy stuff, et. al.) In my experience, however, it does seem that a rather large percentage of the male species are... well, shall I say delusional about their own "fabulousness".
So join me on my 7 day journey deep into the "man-o-sphere"... a place where we explore the wonders of male self-perception and the ability to convince themselves that they are, well, just too sexy for their boots... and/or codpiece.
AAAAAAGH! My eyes are burning! Make it stop! Make... It... Stop...
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