Day 3: 7 days of speci-men (aka "why I'm still thankfully single...")
Day 3: Meet Milton. Milton is special. Milton glows. Milton hails from Zeta Reticuli and has the StarFleet Credentials to prove it! (I know - his credentials say "Robin Smith", but that's just Milton's assumed "human" name for security reasons.) Milton's current-day fashion sense is the product of over 40 years of in-depth study of fashion trends throughout our solar system... and beyond. Milton's fascination with cosmic couture began in the early 1960's, when he became a devotee of Fireball XL5 - in Kindergarten, Milton wouldn't respond unless addressed as "Steve Zodiac", Fireball XL5's dashing puppet commander with the spiff space suit. In Junior High, Milton was voted "#1 Star Trek Fan Of All Time" and was awarded the "Enterprise Medal of Obsession" by no other than Captain Kirk, himself at a Trekkie convention in Toledo.
Today, Milton designs his own uniforms, including the super-secret space materials they are crafted from. Milton is striving to achieve the ultimate "skin suit" that will be completely undetectable by human eyes, as well as certain lesser-developed alien eyes. Believe it or not, Milton is still single, gals, and is looking for that special lady who appreciates a man who is "different than Earth men." (those are Milton's words). Milton does not believe in phones or email, so you can reach him by sending a Telepathic D4 Thought Wave to "VgerWTFLMAO867530-9"
Be sure to check in tomorrow for yet another episode of the "7-Day Man Blitz" - Mr. Day 4 - Angus, a sexy Scot with a tude!
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