Day 4: 7 days of speci-men (aka "why I'm still happily single)
Day 4: Aye, lassies! It's Angus! He's a total MacHunk! Check out this sexy Scot - when the kilt comes off, he's usually sporting a festive red nappy as shown above... and from the size of that nappy, I think it's fair to assume Angus is packing some serious MacBeef! Angus "donnie take any shite from any bastards" and knows how to treat his lassies. He loves "beatin' the crap outta any bastard who looks at my woman... whatta YOU lookin' at!", so ladies, you know you'll always be safe from predatory stares with Angus on your arm.
Besides being a snappy dresser with a long and lean bod, Angus is also the world record holder for drinking the most Scottish Ales in one minute - 39 to be exact. He loves football (aka soccer) and has been arrested 423 times for being extra-enthusiastic at stadiums all over Scotland. Angus is currently taking an online course in proctology while working the night shift at a beef rendering plant in Glasgow. Get this Scotty-hottie while he's hot, gals! (or at least before he passes out) He's looking for that special someone right bloody now!
Join us tomorrow for another installment of the "7-Day Man Biltz" , featuring Mr. Day 5 - Troy - the ultimate "boy-toy".
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