Day 5: 7 days of speci-men (aka "why I'm going to join a convent soon...)
Day 5: Down, girls, down! This is Troy - the ultimate boy-toy, and star of the late 80's video series, "Buns of Steel Wool". Troy loves struttin' his stuff, whether it's in on the beaches of Bali or a seedy ghetto in Istanbul, and feels that shyness and modesty are a waste of great eye candy. "I want the ladies to know what kind of junk I have in my trunk right off the bat - that way they can concentrate on all the beautiful things I say to them and NOT be distracted by wondering what's in my pants". That kind of openness is rare, girls, and Troy is only recently "single", so get off your butts and grab his before someone else does!
Check back tomorrow for yet another tortuous episode of the "7 Day Man Blitz", starring Mr. Day 6, Jim - but wait, there's more! You'll also get a special bonus - Jim's sidekick, Bruno, the chick-magnet.
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