Day 6: 7 days of speci-men (aka "why I want to set myself on fire sometimes...)
Day 6: (yes, the blitz is almost over!!) Meet Jim (the tall, svelt one on the left )... some call him "Slim", which Jim loves because it rhymes. Jim's goal in life is to create a brand new fashion trend, called... Jim. Yes, gals - Jim is not only single, he's simple, as well. Jim doesn't ask for much... his "perfect girl" doesn't even have to understand his unique and trendsetting fashion ideals which he calls "fusion". Jim doesn't actually know what that word means, but he heard it somewhere and thought it sounded like "confusion", so he adopted the term for his Peter Maxx meets Mad Max "style". All Jim asks for is chick who will keep him from bumping into things. He's a catch, ladies! And need I mention that intriguing orange area of his tight-tight shorts?? Grrrrrrr!
Jim's sidekick (on the right) is Bruno. Bruno likes to eat metal objects and is a total chick magnet. Bruno is actually pretty nice, if you can get past the mullet and the 4'3" stature. Regretfully, tho, Bruno isn't actually available at the moment - sorry, gals!
Don't miss tomorrow's final (thank god!) installment of the "7-Day Man Blitz" - Mr. Day 7 - Harry. His name says it all.
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