Day 7: 7 days of speci-men (aka "let's all recoil in horror together!!!")
Day 7: This is Harry.
Oh..... my....... god. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG!!!! Will someone rush this critter to a body-waxing facility immediately!!!!!!! Or a sheep shearing farm - whatever... just don't make me look at this matted mass of man-fur!!!!!!
Gals, if you like 'em hairy, Harry is your - uh - guy. (or Yetti?) Have at him - I'm pretty sure he'll be single for awhile.
Thus ends the "7 Day Man Blitz" - I know, THANK GOD, right?!!! OK, I promise to never post such horrors again. (well, at least for awhile - frankly, it will take ME awhile to recover from this blitz...)
Sisters, I hope you've learned something from this little educational series. If you actually have a man that you like - even love - or at least can tolerate quite happily, you're LUCKY!!! Hang on to him with both your fists and all your teeth!
It's a jungle out there for we single gals... and this jungle ain't exactly teeming with Tarzans... more like Warthogs...
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